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“…joyous, irresistible garage punk with sunshine choruses”—The Guardian "...loose, punky songs full of political rage"--Details
"Each of their songs was a barrage of distorted guitar noise and they obviously thought they were the coolest 11-year-olds on the planet. They quite possibly are.” —The Telegraph "..a wonderfully scuzzy brand of distorted garage rock. Better still are the anti-corporate lyrics which fortunately avoid the trap of worthy bullshit."--Observer Music Monthly
  "Marvelous stuff"—Artrocker Magazine "...feral garage rock that turns their limitations--sloppy guitar skills, limited vocabulary--into an asset." --Spin
  “This 2:43 minute slice of detached cool comes across like Suicide crashing a Shaggs rehearsal. How can you resist: "You say yes, I say no. You say stop, I say go. You say up, I say down. You say smile, I say frown. Stickin' it to The Man, stickin' it cos I can, stickin it to The Man, every day." Genius.”David Bowie "...these two are so good, so soon, it's actually quite scary."--Dazed & Confused
 

"lo-fi, high-intensity fun, with life and urgency and sloganeering and glorious edgy dumbness. It evokes images of gritty, black and white footage of all-but-riots of performances in low ceilinged clubs of dubious legality, and should be checked out by anyone and everyone with a weakness for precocious, attitudinal punk thrills.” Drowned in Sound

 
 

"...remarkable"—Newsweek Magazine

 
  "...cuter and more uplifting than a barbershop quartet of kittens humming Beach Boys songs...frankly genius..."Bizarre  
  "Big Noise has an undeniable DIY charm to it."—Drowned in Sound  
  “Clap Your Hands Say Yeah may have been the headliners, but pint-sized punks Tiny Masters of Today stole the show. With hair disheveled beyond their years, they vented pre-teen angst through their three-chord rants, bringing Fred Schneider of the B-52s and Kimya Dawson onstage as guests.”—Spin.com  
  “…their songs are like Sesame Street being brought to you by the letters D, E, V, and O and with Kim Gordon playing Cookie Monster.”NME  

 

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